“New York is back, baby. The city’s never had a mayor with so much swagger before,” the heavily accented fake mayor told reporters at a press conference. “I mean, y’all see me outside — the peacoats, the scarfs, the shine on the bald head, yo. You can tell I have swagger. Keeps me healthy. See, the city’s been suffering from what I like to call a swag-less existence.”
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