“Just an F.Y.I.: the January 6th hearings have me agitated and I expect to be in rare form tonight.” Source...
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“Someday, you’ll understand the role of tradition in providing comfort and continuity. But you’re right—it’s funny that we still call...
“Given supply shortages, political animus, and general global upheaval, our current offerings are neither hot nor dogs.” Source link
“Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious. . . .”...
“Summer is over already? But I finally got hydrated.” Source link
“Either the city got louder and busier, or I got quieter and lazier.” Source link