“I’m not sure how it happened, but HBO just cancelled your bedtime story.” Source link
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“Oh, man—he’s just smashing every one of your records.” Source link
“After spending the winter romanticizing good weather, I can’t help feeling vaguely disappointed.” Source link
Republican Sen. Ted Cruz of Texas called the shooting at an elementary school in Uvalde, Texas, an "unspeakable crime."But Cruz...
“Well, I could end the world thirteen times if I wanted to.” Source link
“The most wonderful time of the year: that one week when the trash smells okay.” Source link
“We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months.” Source link
“It’s that time of year when the leaves and the senators turn red.” Source link