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“After last year’s rulings, everyone kept saying, ‘It can’t get any worse,’ and I took that personally.” Source link
“I grew this in my garden, which is why there’s barely enough for two bites.” Source link
“So you say you’re an indie band—and yet you have no tracks featuring Phoebe Bridgers.” Source link
“Get over here. We’re planning a surprise thunderstorm for Kelly.” Source link
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic baseball....
“It’s all there—small, unmarked bills evenly divided into several reusable grocery bags that I’ve been trying to get rid of.”...