For the Underinsured: A Combination Eye-and-Psych Exam

As a cost-saving measure for our valuable valued customers, we, the HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANY™, have kindly merged our eye and psychological exams.

Simply take a few moments to answer our prompts below, and we can diagnose you as a nearsighted neurotic or an anxious astigmatic. Just tell us “Better or Worse?” and “Crazier or Saner?”

Thank you, and we look forward to curing bilking treating you.

Oops, it seems this one has already been filled in. Anyway, have a good day, and this doesn’t count toward your deductible.