Future Indiana Jones Sequels

Sallah: I miss waking up every morning wondering what wonderful adventure the new day will bring to us.

Indiana: Those days have come and gone.

Sallah: Perhaps, perhaps not.

Indiana: I don’t believe in magic . . . but a few times in my life I’ve seen things . . . things I can’t explain.

—From the trailer for “Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny.”

Sallah: Indy, there’s an ancient scroll you need to see.

Indiana: I’ve told you a million times, I’m retired.

Sallah: Perhaps, perhaps not.

Indiana: Look, I’ve seen things, strange things, inside caves, mostly, but that doesn’t mean I have to start missing meals every time you show up with a scroll. Now, where are my damn reading glasses?

 —“Indiana Jones and the Pill Counter of Predetermination”
 

Sallah: Indy, you know I wouldn’t be coming to you if it wasn’t important.

Indiana: Sallah, look at us! We’re both so old we can barely walk, much less figure out how to find a priceless ancient object.

Sallah: I know, Indy. But the ancient mysteries—they are still out there waiting for us!

Indiana: O.K., O.K. Just help me up.

Sallah: I’m not sure I can.

Indiana: Here, hold on to one end of this bullwhip.

Sallah: Really?

Indiana: I don’t know. I’m making this up as I go.

 —“Indiana Jones and the Catheter of Chaos”
 

Sallah: I swear this is the last time I’ll ask . . .

Indiana: We’ve already had this conversation. I’m pretty sure. Wait. Have we?

Sallah: We’ve had similar conversations.

Indiana: Ha. I knew it.

Sallah: But, Indy, I really think this is something you’ll want to investigate.

Indiana: Look, I’ve seen a few Nazis vaporized in my time, but maybe they deserved it? I mean, they were Nazis. . . . I’m sorry, what were we talking about?

Sallah: I don’t remember.

 —“Indiana Jones and the Bed of Bewilderment”
 

Sallah: Indy, I really need your help with this.

Indiana: I told you, I’m retired! I’m out of the game!

Sallah: But they took my driver’s license away after I pressed down on the gas pedal instead of the brake, and now I need a ride to the all-night pharmacy.

Indiana: Start the engine!

 —“Indiana Jones and the Final Errand”
 

Sallah: Indy, an amulet has gone missing . . .

Indiana: Who the hell are you?

Sallah: Your sidekick.

Indiana: Short Round?

Sallah: You’re having a bad day. Maybe it’s better if I come back another time.

Indiana: Marion?

Sallah: Oh, boy.

 —“Indiana Jones and the Elusive Name”  ♦