Is It the Delta Variant or That Guy on Your Twitter Thread?

Is pretty aggressive.

Stays significantly longer than others.

Goes by either just a first name or a series of letters and numbers that are almost impossible to remember.

Is obsessed with protein.

Is depicted by a cartoonish avatar that really minimizes the degree of danger at play.

Can be found all over but seems to thrive in America, owing to a misinterpretation of what personal freedom means.

Slithers into a conversation and leaves you with unwanted aftereffects.

Preys on individuals who have been led astray by misinformation, but is also dangerous and bothersome to those who have made better choices.

Can probably be found at Lollapalooza 2021.

Does not like Anthony Fauci.

Would be relatively easy to curb if more people cared.

Cropped up during the Trump Presidency, then seemed to retreat a bit, but now is back with a terrifying level of confidence.

Existentially threatened by good science.

Inevitable, but no less alarming for it.

Leaves you feeling drained.

Willing to hassle people of any age, with no lower limit.

Feels like something out of a movie that you watched with your ex-boyfriend, who had a very different take on its message.

Something you don’t want to have to explain to your loved ones.

Exploits any vulnerability to gain entry into your life.

Flourishes as a result of denial.

Makes you want to interact with as few people as possible.

Somehow more toxic than an alpha.

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