Leaked Mark Meadows Texts

CNN has obtained 2,319 text messages that former President Donald Trump’s White House chief of staff Mark Meadows sent and received between Election Day 2020 and President Joe Biden’s January 20, 2021 inauguration. —CNN

DONALD TRUMP, JR.
We need an Oval Office address. He has to lead now. It’s gone too far and got out of hand.

MARK MEADOWS
I agree. On it.

DONALD TRUMP, JR.
I’m stressed, dude. This is insane. He didn’t, like, mention me or anything.

MARK MEADOWS
Who? POTUS?

DONALD TRUMP, JR.
Or, yeah . . .

MARK MEADOWS
No.

[Donald Trump, Jr., reacted “thumbs up” to “no.”]

SEAN HANNITY
Hey, sir.

Checking in.

Orders from boss man?

MARK MEADOWS
All good. Thanks, Sean.

SEAN HANNITY
Ten-hut, sir.

Amen.

MARK MEADOWS
O.K.

SEAN HANNITY
Copy.

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE
Hey, Mark, I’m sure u have a lot going on and I don’t know on these things but maybe we could do the essplosion from “Independence Day?” Just throwing it out there. Maybe we essplode the Capitol like in “Independence Day” or something. But again, I don’t know on these things.

MARK MEADOWS
Asking POTUS.

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE
Thank u, Mike.

BRIAN KILMEADE
Please, get him on TV. Destroying everything you have accomplished.

And Mark, u guys have accomplished so much. Srsly.

U guys kinda mean the world to me. Haha.

I’m actually getting a little emotional right now just thinking about u guys. Is that weird haha don’t answer.

Anyway.

Wish u guys were here right now. I could use a solid hug from u guys hah.

Just one of those classic u guys hugs. Hahah. Oh well.

Not easily replaced.

O.K. Sorry.

[Memoji of Brian Kilmeade falling into a coffee cup.]

Me rn.

K bye.

I hope the parade works. 🙂

MARK MEADOWS
O.K.

BRIAN KILMEADE
Haha thanks. 🙂

[Memoji of Brian Kilmeade playing an electric guitar.]

CHUCK GRASSLEY
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TED CRUZ
Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch! Would love to get a drink with you sometime, man.

MARK MEADOWS
What do you want?

TED CRUZ
LOL. Just tryna get marching orders. Vis-à-vis ze objection to z’election.

MARK MEADOWS
O.K. Will let you know.

TED CRUZ
[GIF of Jonah Hill freaking out.]

MIKE LINDELL
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MARK MEADOWS
Thanks.

MIKE LINDELL
TROOPS MUST TAKE THE MEDIA NOW, MARK. AMASS BROWNSHIRTS, SEIZE TELEVISION AND RADIO TOWERS, AND ESTABLISH MARTIAL LAW IN CITY CENTERS BY SUNRISE. HIGH CASUALTIES VERY LIKELY. PREPARE FOR CIVIL WAR.

MARK MEADOWS
Got it. Thanks, Mike.

MIKE LINDELL
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MATT GAETZ
What’s the dish tonight where’s the strange at?

Let’s get after it ya boy lookin for talent tonoite.

Oh right you got the coup nvm.

Good luck bro.

GINNI THOMAS
Please tell POTUS that the flood of hellfire destined for the wicked will cleanse his presence and restore his righteous power.

MARK MEADOWS
I agree. Sending.

GINNI THOMAS
Thanks.

Also Venmo request me for the coup buses BTW.

MARK MEADOWS
What’s the e-mail?

GINNI THOMAS
[email protected]

MARK MEADOWS
K.

CHUCK GRASSLEY
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CHUCK GRASSLEY
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MARK MEADOWS
Sent to POTUS.

CHUCK GRASSLEY
Thanks, Mark. Cheers. ♦