“Even if you’re just in the background, Netflix will own your likeness for all eternity.” Source link
26th
“Get over here. We’re planning a surprise thunderstorm for Kelly.” Source link
“I made it from all the Bed Bath & Beyond coupons I’ll never get to use.” Source link
“It didn’t live up to the online arguments about it.” Source link
“I was all set to stir and then I just thought, Nah.” Source link
“Help! A monster! A monster that’s silently mad at me!” Source link
“It was a rainy spring and a dry summer, so the fall foliage should be earlier or later or better...
“Read all about it! Your friends are on a beach somewhere!” Source link