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“It’s so hard to relax, what with sharks, jellyfish, and an entire ocean out there.” Source link
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“So you say you’re an indie band—and yet you have no tracks featuring Phoebe Bridgers.” Source link
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“Actually, we have enough people bringing May flowers—can you bring a dessert?” Source link
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“Now that everyone’s stopped masking, it’s harder to tell I’m an asshole.” Source link
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“I stay warm with a fiery rage, the flames of which are fanned by reading the news.” Source link
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“Well, well, well, if it isn’t Mister Fancy-Pants.” Source link
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