AKRON, OHIO (The Borowitz Report)—In a remarkable discovery, a customer who purchased a MyPillow duvet found it stuffed with classified...
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—With legal jeopardy suddenly mounting for the former President, Mike Lindell, better known as the MyPillow Guy,...